It is a satirist’s job to point out the Empress has no clothes.



I can’t believe it let me log in!

If you treat rude people the way they treat you, they’ll hate you.

Trust me, it works.

Jan 26 2012

If at first you don’t succeed, maybe stop for a smoke.

Nov 22 2011

No one gives you power, you take it.

Nov 15 2011

Walk softly, and seem a bit thick.

Create a new law that will make the world a more fun place.

Let’s make┬ápoliticians personally responsible, like carpenters.

Oct 11 2011

You can always tell a Harvard Man, but you can’t tell him much.


Delegate and disappear.

Sept 26 2011

Truth is beauty.